cold sweat

what's really irritating is when you're just about ready to leave the house and you realize there's something funny going in your tummy. that's when you're breaking out in cold sweat.. you hurry back in, grab the nearest pile of tissues and almost break down the bathroom door in your haste. after a few minutes, a flush is heard and a relieved sigh is almost audible.

oh sh*T, i'm late! gotta go...